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# SpaceX Euphemisms
- URL: https://blog.joshuarocks.me/spacexeuphemisms/
- Published: 2026-03-31T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-19T23:44:30.000Z
- Author: Joshua K.
- Tags: #Import 2026-06-19 17:05, Space

*link*: [https://x.com/Starlink/status/2038635185118588973](https://x.com/Starlink/status/2038635185118588973?ref=blog.joshuarocks.me)

SpaceX, via Starlink X Account:

> On Sunday, March 29, Starlink satellite 34343 experienced an anomaly on-orbit, resulting in loss of communications with the satellite at \~560 km above Earth.

It seems that “anomaly on-orbit” has joined “rapid unscheduled disassembly” in SpaceX’s arsenal of euphemisms to say: oh God, the thing blew up.